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FUNNY T-SHIRTS

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SKYDIVING T-SHIRT - IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...

£12

if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING

£12

if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening.
This may seem rude, but I have noticed myself doing it, and realised half way through their sentance, hoping whatever they said does not need a complex response. I have also noticed people doing it to me, which makes me realise i'm boring them too! excuse me, i have to go to the toilet.

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IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG?

£12

If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!

£12

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

£12

fat men are harder to kidnap

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I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN?

£12

Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?

This t-shirt has a navy print
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BOY FLYING ANVIL

£12

boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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This t-shirt has a black print
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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV

£12

This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

This t-shirt has a navy print
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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)

£12

some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)

£12

Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR

£12

I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

This t-shirt has a black print
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O U R O T H E R S E C T I O N S

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you can when you get to the ordering page.

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